Get your own

If I were emperor of Earth, I would rule none but the milk industry could use "Got (blank)?" advertising. It was one of the great advertising campaigns; all who copy it scream their ineptitude.

Pull forward to the curb

If I were emperor of Earth, I would command automakers and curbmakers get together and develop standards so front bumpers would no longer drag on the curb.

No more tangles

If I were emperor of Earth, I would appoint inventors to come up with clothes hangers that do not cause people to curse.