We've all said it in one form or another. "If I ran this company ..." "If I were in the White House ..." "If I got a chance to tell them what I think ..." Why not go all out: "If I were emperor of Earth ..." Just in case the rest of the world is listening, here are some things I would do if you elect me emperor of Earth.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
I no longer do knee bends
If I were emperor of Earth, scientists would be charged with the task of developing something -- equipment, drugs, hypnosis ... something -- so a young adult could experience the common physical pains of a 50-year-old doing moderate activities. Young adults would be required to endure the experience so old-timers might get a little more respect for what they do.
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