We've all said it in one form or another. "If I ran this company ..." "If I were in the White House ..." "If I got a chance to tell them what I think ..." Why not go all out: "If I were emperor of Earth ..." Just in case the rest of the world is listening, here are some things I would do if you elect me emperor of Earth.
Friday, September 3, 2010
I'll just slap you
If I were emperor of Earth, I would outlaw use of the phrase, "I'm just saying ..."
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