New, improved Labor Day

If I were emperor of Earth, I would designate a worldwide Labor Day, but I'll call it Non-Labor Days. Half the workers will get a paid day off one week and the other half the next week. Like that, we can still go out to eat or catch a movie without making so many people work on the holiday. The person who waits your table will be off next week while you're at work. In fact, I might do the same with other holidays.